Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage Does The Trick

 Here’s Kim Kardashian in new york City the other night doing that thing where she tries to persuade us she doesn’t have a sizable ass by distracting us with her breasts… It’s working.

Kim Kardashian’s Booty Gets A Workout

 I like that Kim Kardashian keeps trying to contain that large ass of hers with workouts & spanx & brilliantly tight spandex pants, but that’s much all she’s got going for her now so they ought to be letting the large girl loose. Well, perhaps not loose, but at least let the thing breath from time to time. perhaps in some bikini pics or some of those creepy assless chaps that I’ve heard a lot about. give it some thought.

Kim Kardashian’s Big Booty Pumps It

 Here’s Kim Kardashian and her large chubby booty pumping it at the gas station the other day. I for one happen to like watching chicks pumping their own gas, it somehow makes me think that I’ve got a shot with them because I used to work at a gas station as a teenager and that means we’ve got something in common. I do know how insane that sounds, but females are completely out of their minds so who knows what’s going to get them back to mother’s basement. Don’t step on my dreams!